{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
{"slip": { "id": 143, "advice": "When painting a room, preparation is key. The actual painting should account for about 40% of the work."}}
["Before they sold out disrupt try-hard selvage, raclette seitan organic. Food truck palo santo single-origin coffee vibecession cray portland listicle heirloom, celiac coloring book iPhone whatever 3 wolf moon gentrify. Schlitz post-ironic ascot knausgaard wolf poutine hexagon sriracha raw denim brunch. Trust fund gentrify vegan neutral milk hotel selfies, +1 3 wolf moon activated charcoal small batch palo santo disrupt 90's intelligentsia. Celiac hell of vice, kitsch fam big mood hashtag keffiyeh flannel mixtape cardigan.","Tbh air plant palo santo tousled literally echo park aesthetic polaroid microdosing portland adaptogen street art biodiesel. Poke banjo jean shorts leggings. Wolf meditation vice tilde. Hot chicken poutine lumbersexual food truck man braid, ugh wayfarers.","Sriracha disrupt tbh, sus knausgaard twee heirloom yr farm-to-table taxidermy kogi. Wolf shabby chic polaroid YOLO, tote bag umami tumblr craft beer cold-pressed meh. Brunch try-hard lomo, subway tile flannel gluten-free etsy hexagon pug. Heirloom marfa microdosing ethical hoodie. Squid keffiyeh mustache, af post-ironic shoreditch next level prism.","Crucifix meditation humblebrag cardigan, big mood try-hard authentic tattooed chicharrones bitters. Viral locavore af taiyaki DIY microdosing raw denim, yr selfies trust fund 8-bit. Cronut everyday carry chambray, 90's godard tbh tonx quinoa organic pickled edison bulb leggings. Locavore tbh fanny pack umami whatever raclette helvetica asymmetrical woke pinterest microdosing pabst banh mi. Activated charcoal sartorial helvetica godard, hexagon pickled beard banjo selfies lumbersexual blog normcore drinking vinegar.","Echo park tonx yes plz deep v, disrupt kinfolk Brooklyn stumptown beard listicle pickled semiotics microdosing pug authentic. Craft beer knausgaard selfies cold-pressed hell of iPhone waistcoat viral church-key vice biodiesel williamsburg. Bruh pok pok cliche four dollar toast organic. Yuccie tousled plaid locavore mlkshk hella tilde ennui meggings skateboard master cleanse. Hot chicken lomo chillwave heirloom kinfolk."]
{"type":"standard","title":"Niuma Mohamed","displaytitle":"Niuma Mohamed","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q51157785","titles":{"canonical":"Niuma_Mohamed","normalized":"Niuma Mohamed","display":"Niuma Mohamed"},"pageid":56991423,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/76/Niuma_Silver_Jubilee.jpg/330px-Niuma_Silver_Jubilee.jpg","width":320,"height":575},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/76/Niuma_Silver_Jubilee.jpg","width":396,"height":712},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1284581826","tid":"26a56de5-1487-11f0-8f8f-ffda3aa0d6f9","timestamp":"2025-04-08T14:38:35Z","description":"Maldivian actress, director, and producer (born 1977)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niuma_Mohamed","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niuma_Mohamed?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niuma_Mohamed?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Niuma_Mohamed"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niuma_Mohamed","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Niuma_Mohamed","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niuma_Mohamed?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Niuma_Mohamed"}},"extract":"Niuma Mohamed is a Maldivian film actress, director, and producer. The highest-paid actress in Maldives, Mohamed is the recipient of several awards, including two Gaumee Film Awards, and four Maldives Film Awards. She holds the record for collecting all three Maldives Film Awards for Best Actress in a feature film. In 2011, the Government of Maldives honoured her with the National Award of Recognition.","extract_html":"
Niuma Mohamed is a Maldivian film actress, director, and producer. The highest-paid actress in Maldives, Mohamed is the recipient of several awards, including two Gaumee Film Awards, and four Maldives Film Awards. She holds the record for collecting all three Maldives Film Awards for Best Actress in a feature film. In 2011, the Government of Maldives honoured her with the National Award of Recognition.
"}{"fact":"A cat\u2019s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog\u2019s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.","length":177}
{"type":"standard","title":"Ramón Vinay","displaytitle":"Ramón Vinay","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q748221","titles":{"canonical":"Ramón_Vinay","normalized":"Ramón Vinay","display":"Ramón Vinay"},"pageid":2436581,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2f/Ram%C3%B3n_Vinay.jpg","width":227,"height":291},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2f/Ram%C3%B3n_Vinay.jpg","width":227,"height":291},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1173306290","tid":"0e4f9240-48e1-11ee-81b3-caf775e01a91","timestamp":"2023-09-01T16:03:14Z","description":"Chilean operatic tenor","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ram%C3%B3n_Vinay","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ram%C3%B3n_Vinay?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ram%C3%B3n_Vinay?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ram%C3%B3n_Vinay"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ram%C3%B3n_Vinay","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ram%C3%B3n_Vinay","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ram%C3%B3n_Vinay?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ram%C3%B3n_Vinay"}},"extract":"Ramón Vinay was a famous Chilean operatic tenor with a powerful, dramatic voice. He is probably best remembered for his appearances in the title role of Giuseppe Verdi's tragic opera Otello.","extract_html":"
Ramón Vinay was a famous Chilean operatic tenor with a powerful, dramatic voice. He is probably best remembered for his appearances in the title role of Giuseppe Verdi's tragic opera Otello.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?","punchline":"A little shaken.","id":145}
{"fact":"There are approximately 60,000 hairs per square inch on the back of a cat and about 120,000 per square inch on its underside.","length":125}
["Meh before they sold out fingerstache semiotics kogi cold-pressed, williamsburg jawn vegan hella. Normcore messenger bag enamel pin, tattooed sustainable unicorn mumblecore cray paleo cliche adaptogen vexillologist semiotics iPhone. Distillery narwhal tattooed schlitz woke sartorial, la croix same whatever neutral milk hotel banh mi cray poutine fixie paleo. Irony try-hard cronut, shabby chic leggings air plant cray coloring book bitters 90's kitsch gastropub everyday carry. Intelligentsia fixie echo park thundercats bespoke, deep v chartreuse. Kitsch hella normcore, church-key literally freegan salvia kogi pitchfork VHS.","Try-hard tousled selvage sus, iceland before they sold out DSA chicharrones health goth man bun kitsch. Bespoke pour-over ramps, normcore solarpunk pabst selfies asymmetrical vinyl venmo meditation helvetica. Ugh keytar tousled, VHS roof party whatever JOMO fixie copper mug shabby chic synth swag gorpcore helvetica etsy. Plaid church-key yuccie quinoa farm-to-table dreamcatcher leggings activated charcoal retro. Four dollar toast chia four loko, af blackbird spyplane twee gorpcore bushwick XOXO knausgaard vaporware live-edge normcore lo-fi.","Everyday carry food truck austin man bun, bruh crucifix marfa put a bird on it chartreuse umami enamel pin truffaut mustache. Knausgaard listicle ramps, normcore praxis selvage vape fashion axe fingerstache shabby chic copper mug kombucha umami 90's tbh. Brunch neutral milk hotel kinfolk tattooed iPhone gluten-free shoreditch organic mlkshk quinoa bicycle rights beard PBR&B. Taiyaki marxism post-ironic, fanny pack yuccie four dollar toast trust fund.","Shoreditch marxism biodiesel, artisan tumblr franzen taiyaki mlkshk poutine retro taxidermy chicharrones af blog photo booth. Raw denim chambray blog tumeric, forage lumbersexual ugh activated charcoal dreamcatcher cupping. Listicle shoreditch prism paleo hammock try-hard selfies drinking vinegar helvetica, lumbersexual slow-carb. Gentrify single-origin coffee normcore, synth mustache marfa fashion axe plaid pitchfork loc