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{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}

{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}

{"fact":"In one stride, a cheetah can cover 23 to 26 feet (7 to 8 meters).","length":65}

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{"fact":"Cats lap liquid from the underside of their tongue, not from the top.","length":69}

{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}

{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}

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