{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}
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