{"slip": { "id": 143, "advice": "When painting a room, preparation is key. The actual painting should account for about 40% of the work."}}
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{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}
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{"fact":"A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.","length":130}
{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats are usually lefties. Studies indicate that their left paw is typically their dominant paw.","length":110}